Inject personality, emotion and poignancy into your wedding ceremony, from contemporary pieces to traditional tearjerkers
Modern + secular readings
Photo: Lifetime Photography
1. He Never Leaves The Seat Up, Pam Ayres
Even if you swear poetry isn’t for you, check out this humorous and very readable piece. It’s a great option for a friend or sibling to read on your behalf, as it focuses on the everyday moments of being in love.
2. How Falling In Love Is Like Owning a Dog, Taylor Mali
We're dog people through and through, so when we saw this adorable poem about love and devotion, we simply had to share it with you.
3. Today I Marry My Best Friend, Bertrand Russell
Short but oh-so-sweet, this poem could work well for a bride or groom who wants to do a reading themselves, but is nervous about taking on a longer piece.
4. All I Know About Love, Neil Gaiman
Fans of this fantasy author will be delighted to hear this reading on the big day.
Some of our favourite lines include: ‘It’s not two broken halves becoming one. It’s the light from a distant lighthouse bringing you both safely home, because home is wherever you are both together.’
5. I Wanna Be Yours, John Cooper Clarke
Arctic Monkeys fans will recognise the words of this uniquely direct and humorous love poem, which was used as the lyrics to their 2013 song by the same name.
Lines like:-
‘I wanna be your Ford Cortina / I will never rust’ will generate welcome laughs among your guests, while allowing readers who are uneasy with florid language to express their emotions in terms they’re more comfortable with.
Traditional + religious readings
Photo: Natalie Stevenson Celebrant
1. Sonnet 116, William Shakespeare
Famously used in the 1995 film of Jane Austen’s Sense and Sensibility, this is one of the Bard’s most widely recognised poems.
The idea of reading Shakespeare can sound pretty daunting, but don’t be put off: this one is short enough to be read in its entirety, and the language is fairly straightforward compared to some of his work.
2. Happy Is The Bride That Rain Fell Upon
If the blue skies and fair weather you’ve been dreaming of all the way through your wedding planning fail to materialise on the day itself, console yourself with this reading.
Originally from Ireland, it has a Christian message and a strong sense of optimism for the couple’s future.
3. A Red, Red Rose, Robert Burns
In a wedding featuring kilts, bagpipes and a dram or two, it would be rude not to include some lines from Scotland’s own Bard.
Just make sure your chosen reader can handle the Scots dialect – or play it for laughs by asking a guest from further afield to give it a go!
This 1923 poem, by Lebanese-American writer and painter Kahlil Gibran, speaks eloquently about loving each other without losing yourself, a message that’s as relevant today as it ever was.
“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast…” You probably know the rest. A classic for a reason, these biblical verses cut to the heart of what it means to love.
They contain no direct references to God or Christianity, so are a good option if you’re personally not religious but are facing familial pressure to include Christian elements in your big day.
